Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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