yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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