Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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