I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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