alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
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When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
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He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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