Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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