She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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