Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
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I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
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Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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