My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
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What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
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If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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