it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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