areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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