Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
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I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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