He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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