So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
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Your cock deserves a montage
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
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He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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