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His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
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Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
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Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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