Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
