remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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