He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
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Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
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I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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