I wanna bring you to show and tell
We're like a lot better than the average bears
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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