My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
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I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
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My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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