No stitches, just platelets and will power
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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