Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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