i don't plan on having that self control this summer
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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