we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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