Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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