she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
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I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
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CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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