Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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