i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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