dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
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It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
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she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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