It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
