ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're too hungover to prance.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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