needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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