It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
My vagina is very pro this idea
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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