I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
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I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
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Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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