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• (443): View more from Maryland

  when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her

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• (818): View more from California

  dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks

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  well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face

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• (718): View more from New York

  I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum

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  please don't

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.

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  Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.

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  The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  You fucked him, didn’t you?

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  He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!

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