quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
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She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
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I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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