let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I wish i was in the wii world.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
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