dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
i was born a porn star she said
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
i believe in u and ur pee
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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