You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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