You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Randomize
