so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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