I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
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