This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
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I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
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He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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