You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
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I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
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You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
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