he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
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I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
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holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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