why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
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This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
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My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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