No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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