can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.