So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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