He is such a slut. More and more my type.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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