I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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