i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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