exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
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Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
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You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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