I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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