So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
There r osticjed everywhere
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
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