just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
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