So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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