just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Randomize
